Enough Lies

We walk through life with a backpack that contains our innermost secrets and lies. With each secret comes a lie that we collect in the shape of a feather. Some people are lucky enough to have the feathers float away in the wind like they never existed. But there is a certain type of secret—one that causes us to accumulate an infinite number of feathers. Eventually we find ourselves so heavily weighed down that we can’t go on anymore. With our hands thrown in the air we scream, “Enough is enough!” and shed the dirty little backpack allowing everyone to see. 

All I want for Christmas is Hillary in 2016!

All I want for Christmas is Hillary in 2016!

President Obama Issues 'World AIDS Day, 2013' Proclamation

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President Obama has issued a proclamation for World AIDS Day 2013, which is today:

Address_obama

BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION

Each year on World AIDS Day, we come together as a global community to fight a devastating pandemic. We remember the friends and loved…

Equality in the eyes of our future….

Dear Republicans,

If the Bible is against gay marriage then it’s also against heterosexual divorce.

My First Gay Crush

We were in the third grade. His two front teeth still had those little bumps on the bottoms and his blonde curls were styled just like Zach Morris’ from ‘Saved By The Bell’. Since he was obsessed with basketball, I naturally started collecting basketball cards in order to have a daily excuse for conversation.

When I think back to that crush I am reminded how innocent love can be. 

5 Reasons I Decided to Stop Dating Bi Men

5. Eventually they always choose the girl…it’s just easier for them.

4. I usually found myself in the situation of being a ‘mistress’. The women received all the public affection while I was rewarded in the shadows.

3. It’s impossible to compete with a beautiful woman.

2. I want someone who understands me from the inside out.

1. Too many refused to commit.   

Top 10 Deal Breakers

10. Married.

9. Closeted.

8. Looks nothing like his picture.

7. Republican.

6. Doesn’t drink.

5. Both tops or bottoms.

4. Liar.

3. Does’t believe in God.

2. Bad breathe.

1. Can only face the world when high.

5 Favorite LGBT Equality Quotes

  1. “Who am I to judge?” –Pope Francis
  2. “It’s a no-brainer. If you’re not for gay marriage, don’t marry a gay person.” –Whoopi Goldberg
  3. “When women got the vote, they did not redefine voting. When African-Americans got the right to sit at a lunch counter alongside white people, they did not redefine eating out. They were simply invited to the table. That is all we want to do; we have no desire to change marriage. We want to be entitled to not only the same privileges but the same responsibilities as straight people.” –Cynthia Nixon
  4. “I could be wrong, but I think heterosexual marriage is threatened more by heterosexuals. I don’t know why gay marriage challenges my marriage in any way.” –Elizabeth Edwards
  5. “Gay marriage is going to happen. It must.” –Lady Gaga

Top 5 Uncomfortable Moments of a Closeted Guy Dating a Girl

5. Meeting her father.
4. Being alone with her. It was so much easier when other people were around.
3. Slow dancing.
2. Noticing that her shoes didn’t go with her outfit.
1. When she talked about marriage.

Congratulations Hawaii! Love is love dahling…

Congratulations Hawaii! Love is love dahling…

Top 10 Memorable Moments AFTER Coming Out

10. When my parents lovingly asked, “Is there a special guy in your life?”

9. Changing my Facebook status to ‘interested in men’.

8. When one of my best friends set me up with another guy.

7. Walking into a gay bar and realizing that I was far from alone.

6. When my grandpa pointed to a copy of US Weekly with Paris Hilton on the cover and asked, “You’re sure you don’t like this?”

5. While playing beer pong at my fraternity house I shouted, “Foul! The cups aren’t straight!” Everyone just kind of looked at me wide eyed until a brother said, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

4. Going on my first date…not just a meaningless online hookup.

3. I was sitting in church and realized that the guilt I had carried around had finally been lifted.

2. Kissing a guy goodnight while standing on the sidewalk.

1. When my straight friends called me in excitement and said, “Did you here? You can get married in Massachusetts?” 

12 Gay Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP,and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP,and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me seven rainbow cupcakes, six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, eight dancing queens, seven rainbow cupcakes, six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me nine bottles of eggnog flavored KY Jelly, eight dancing queens, seven rainbow cupcakes, six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me ten dime bags, nine bottles of eggnog flavored KY Jelly, eight dancing queens, seven rainbow cupcakes, six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me eleven Brokeback Mountain posters, ten dime bags, nine bottles of eggnog flavored KY Jelly, eight dancing queens, seven rainbow cupcakes, six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.

 On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me twelve love letters, eleven Brokeback Mountain posters, ten dime bags, nine bottles of eggnog flavored KY Jelly, eight dancing queens, seven rainbow cupcakes, six cashmere blankets, five pairs of Ellen DeGeneres boxer briefs, four flavored condoms, three nude selfies, two copies of Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP, and a Marriage Certificate from 15 states and the District of Columbia.